• gmtom@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

    “What the fuck? why is this spell trying to access your Patron directly? Theres no reason it cant run off your local mana reserves”

    “Wow I made the pact with the creature from the abyss to get my powers, and now it wants a monthly sacrifice in order to keep use them?”

    “How does a simple “create water” spell have a 15 second cast time? Is it doing something else in the background or were the glyphs written by a first year apprentice?”

    “Ah fuck how do I change the incantation for my spell again? Let me search the the orb real quick…”

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      19 days ago

      “How does a simple “create water” spell have a 15 second cast time? Is it doing something else in the background or were the glyphs written by a first year apprentice?”

      And that’s how the backdoor (literal) in the xzutils material component was discovered.

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      18 days ago

      “Why would you use Elvish for an earth-spell?? Dwarven is clearly the more appropriate language, especially if it’s an incantation”

      “It’s fine like it is! It works, ok?”

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      groan… it’s meant to be fantasy! Why do i have to subscribe to 15 patrons to get access to the spells i want?